Every night, an untouchable woman walks into the bar, and she always, always, always leaves alone. Men fall over themselves for a shot at her, but it’s a woman from the past who drags the god back to the earth, the place where we all eat dirt.

Twelve characters in one.

Plays all of the men that the main protagonist encounters throughout her life, including her father, P.E. coach, and a stereotypically masculine jerk who she meets at the bar one night who ends up dying in a car accident.

Demanded the development of twelve characters and constant swapping back and forth between them onstage.